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Getting back into the swing of things

Put that cookie down!
The best advice is the hardest to take
Crush your enemies!
NYC history washed away during Bloomberg’s time as Mayor.
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
I want to know if my dog would speak with an accent.

Prank your friends with a celeb sound board.

The bill of rights.

Friday shock jocks


We must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

it all comes around

What happens when you give teenagers phone cameras and access to the internet?

How to poop around the world. Important business!!

Nukes, wild weather, economic uncertainty have nothing on bacteria. They just mind their own business and evolve. whoops!

Legalize!!! Can you think of a better way to take the guns out of the hands of drug mobs and protect innocent bystanders?

The first Cuban Zombie Movie!!!!!!!!

Dopamine is your body’s natural “happy” drug. Here’s how to get more of it!

Poor me syndrome? Well there’s books and seminars for you to whine about.

Incredibly rare photos of the old and the dead. My favorite is Mick Jagger and James Brown. Hot TUB!!

Who doesn’t love OKcupid? Apparently you can be anyone you want to be on the interwebs.

Vanishing New York: Rock and Roll West Village staple Bleecker Bob’s if becoming a Starbucks. Yea Corporatocracy.

Power Corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, so here’s to you Google! When Microsoft of all despots starts criticizing how big you are getting you know you have a problem.


44 days, 11 countries, 1 cool video.

How to move cross country.

The newspaper of record discusses the meaningfulness of lives.

When smartphones are smarter than you: iphone app finds wife with another man. ouch. Here’s a video for that dude.

I knew a girl once that I called, “blissfully ignorant”. Apparently forgetting is key to a healthy mind.

I swear this feels like a dream I had but its actually real. Very. VERY. Cool.

The best gift, by far, for the woman in your life.

Meh. That is all.

pull my finger

Ya gotta know when to hold ’em and know when to fold ’em, and know when to call a lawyer.

South America (yes the continent) might just be the next super power if they keep locking out International corporations. It’s not like they need EXTRA resources. Hee hee.

Roger Ebert explains why movie attendance is down, and not just because it costs $50 to take a date to a flick.

Ben Franklin says, “Pull my finger

Team America “F#@% Yea!”

Breaking Bad, one of the BEST TV shows of ALL TIME, has a twist that I missed and argued against but I had to relent. Walter poisoned Brock.

Internet Justice League.

When people unplug from the Matrix.

Happy News. Yea, you read that right, Happy Friggin News!

The Trailer of the year that nobody is talking about!

My favorite band of all time is going into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame!!! Who do I have to schmooze to see that show?

Secret App logs your phone. Good times.

Banks arresting people for closing their accounts? WTF?

Dramatic Occupy Photos. How do we fight the media that controls the message?

How can they bootleg Disney Land?

Somebody needs to buy Anonymous a beer. or beers. or hot pockets. whatevaz.

faccio de culo sporka

Vaffanculo!! Italian curse words! Fun for the whole gang!

The most important sexual statistic. Oofa!

Music worth checking out.

The steps to hell can be paved with LOL’s!

Louis CK honors George Carlin.

Screw corporations, what happens when the media is in bed with the government? We all get screwed dude!

For shame Ron Paul, for shame.

The perfect gift for the person who has it all?

Strawberries protect the body from alcohol. sweeeet!

Gotta love the Japanese!

and the beat goes on

The truth behind Van Halen and the infamous Blue M&M‘s!!!!

The real story of the backbone of America.


Desperate journalists call for desperate measures.

Don doooon nanana.

George Lucas speaks out against altering films. In 1988. Before he did it to himself. He did. Nerd.

Personal counter intelligence tips, as if your self pics were important enough to hack. sheesh.

The secret truth about flash drives (no its not child-labor, that’s hardly a secret).

welcome to the grocery
we got milk and cheese
we got everything you want
honey we’ll make you obese


What do you do when workers protest outside the work place in the middle of summer? Why heatlamps of course. duuuuuu.

The most difficult part of this presentation is that in plain english it makes so much sense that, politically, it sounds insane.

Germans are dropping nuclear energy, and they are doing just fine.

What happens when journalists lack integrity and accountability? Well you take 4 year old child’s comments out of context, because he’s black.

The Nixon administration was so corrupt that we still feel the stings of the propaganda machine.

This takes balls the size of churchbells.

Money talks and BS walks.

The popular doesn’t win the White House. Yet.

“Its my way or I blow up the building” politics needs to stop.

Last two speakers of a dying language refuse to speak to one another.

Let the rising begin

photo by Sue Urban taken July 28, 2001.